Mr. Potato Head Keychain - Soft Version - Full Case
(From Ultimate Key Chains)
So I was in the Beverly Center a few days ago helping a friend shop when I saw a hipster come out of Banana Republic twirling the above key chain. I stopped and had to take a moment just to breathe. Ever curious about extremes of retardation in people's choice of expression, I decided to investigate where one could procure a Mr. Potatohead key chain if one were, say, nostalgic and tripping on 2C-I.
Well, I found a distributor of this tacky-ass piece of trash, and I almost died of shock when I saw the price. I shit you not, my man, that shit goes for $101.95. And that's a discounted price apparently. I'm sorry folks, I can't say anything more either then I hope I've raised you all better than this. God help everyone else.
Feasible: Swish Army key chains
Victorinox Swiss Army Swish Memory 1 GB
(Brought to you by Saks Fifth Ave.)
Ok. This is cheaper, tasteful, and can store 1 gig of data on it as well as file your nails. And it's more than twenty dollars cheaper. NO CONTEST PEOPLE.
8 comments:
Actually the $101.95 price is for a case of 24 keychains.So they actually cost around $4.25
And this is why you don't post when hungover, kids.
Thanks Soldier.
Ah the price people pay for nostalgia...
$4.25 is still way too much for a monstrosity that creates an inconvenient bulge in your pocket.
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This Coach key chain works great for me on my Francesco Biasia handbag!
WHAT! $101.95???? for that? i think i just lost all respect for banana republic.... wow. i would rather walk around in underwear than that... oh mi gosh. seriously?
-C.J
mens square cut swimwear
but you know that swiss army knife/ jump drive is useless cause you can't take it on the plane with you.
-Emily
dapp3r.com
I was about to say... 101 dollars! You would have to be crazy. I guess Mr. Potatohead is the new standard for high fashion now.
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